Boys will be Boys… Girls will be Girls….
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Take the stairs instead of the escalator or elevator and feel better” is something we often hear or read in the Sunday papers. Few people actually follow that advice. Can we get more people to take the stairs over the escalator by making it fun to do? See the results here…..
The word “Problem” is a extension of every human being & we cant live here without problems. Here we can discuss, how to overcome such problems..
1.Problems will come… but you take it as a “ROYAL CHALLENGE”
2. If you are not ready to take it as a challenge, peoples will call you “OLD MONK”
3. Then the peoples will paste ” BLACK LABEL” to your back.
4. Anyway you must fight just like a “NAPOLEON “
5. Live just like a ” BAGPIPER”
6. Walk just like JHONNY WALKER
7. Do work upto “8PM”
8. Think just like “DIRECTOR SPECIAL”
9. Then your life will be “IMPERIAL BLUE “
11. Wish you a better life without any problem…
"JAPLISH"… JAPANESE ENGLISH
3. Bring ur own tissue….I think
4. Cheese Fair or ‘Afraid of Cheese’
5. They can construct their own WATER…..
6. U jump on the Elevator = Jail ?
7. Japlish "L" is substituted with "R" … and this is what happens!!!
8. They even have a room for this…
9. U will need a smoke after reading this…
10. The best so far….
11. They even advertise their price hike…
14. Pray while listening to MP3… be pious !!!
17. Shud consider doing business with this Co.
ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He’s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????????
Please i need your answer….
I am thinking about buying a new car.
How is this car?
I think mercedes benz is the most comfortable car